I don’t know where Democrats find people who dislike the United States to run for President – Michelle Obama got the campaign in trouble when she announced she was ashamed of our country until it nominated her husband. She hasn’t said much since then; I believe they wired her jaws shut to eliminate further eloquence. Still, Obama ran around Europe with his teleprompter apologizing for our country to everyone.
His inability to speak without teleprompters reminds me of the Yankee ventriloquist who kept a Texas audience in stitches with jokes denigrating Southerners until a huge, angry galoot in the third row stood up and shouted, “You badmouth us Southerners one more time and I’ll come up there and whup you good!”
After the ventriloquist apologized, the man shouted, “You stay out of this Mr., I’m talking to that little blabbermouth sitting on your lap.”
Even as an ignorant country yokel, I wouldn’t make that mistake. If I wanted to shut up Obama, I’d say, “You badmouth the United States one more time and I’m going to whup that blabbermouth teleprompter.” Do you suppose a secret serviceman is programmed to leap in front to save the teleprompter? With the teleprompter dead would Obama be mute?
Randy Ridgel lives in Kelseyville.