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Written by: Ted Kooser

Published: 04 June 2017

We're taught to never speak ill of the dead. Well, then, what do we do? Perhaps we forgive. Here's a lovely poem by Sarah White, who lives in New York. It's from her book from Deerbrook Editions, Wars Don't Happen Anymore.

Nothing But Good...

I will not speak ill of Jack Flick.
I will rarely look
at the scar he made on my cheek
one summer at the lake.

I won't speak ill of Jack whose freckles
and gangly legs are gone.
So is the drained face I saw when he saw
what he'd done with a sharp rock
nonchalantly skipped.

I will speak well, for it was somewhat
sweet to lie on the dock while Jack
and his friends bent down
and wiped my face with a sandy towel.
I will speak well of them,
for most are gone
and the wound proved small.

I will speak well, for the rock
missed my eye. I can hardly find
the scar. Jack went into the air
corps, fought in one of the wars,
retired, and lived less than a year
before his tender heart gave out.

I will speak well of Jack.

American Life in Poetry does not accept unsolicited submissions. It is made possible by The Poetry Foundation ( www.poetryfoundation.org ), publisher of Poetry magazine. It is also supported by the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Poem copyright ©2015 by Sarah White, “Nothing But Good . . . ,” from Wars Don't Happen Anymore (Deerbrook Editions, 2015). Poem reprinted by permission of Sarah White and the publisher. Introduction copyright © 2017 by The Poetry Foundation. The introduction's author, Ted Kooser, served as United States Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress from 2004-2006.

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Written by: Tim Riley

Published: 03 June 2017

BAYWATCH (Rated R)

Pop culture legends Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff achieved their level of fame from a popular television series that conjured up fun-loving images of sun, surf and statuesque lifeguards running in slow-motion in form-fitting red swimsuits.

Of course, that show “Baywatch,” which thrived for many years in syndication, featured a slew of attractive men and women patrolling the beaches of Los Angeles County, with cast changes over the years that even included former Playboy playmates.

Given that a number of TV series have been turned into feature length movies over the years, with “21 Jump Street” and “Charlie’s Angels” as more notable recent examples, it was only a matter of time before the jigglefest of “Baywatch” would be added to the mix.

The selling point for this adaptation is the towering presence of Dwayne Johnson, aka “The Rock,” inhabiting the David Hasselhoff starring role of sturdy Lieutenant Mitch Buchannon, a man with the megawatt smile and enough charisma to cast a wide net on the beach.

The odd thing about “Baywatch” the movie, which has plenty of raunchy humor, is that it doesn’t quite know what type of entertainment to be. Sure, it’s a comedy, but also a drama. It’s a story of intrigue and detective work, with a heavy dose of high-octane action.

Persuasively charming, Johnson could sell ice to the Eskimos, and here he sells the idea of Mitch Buchannon as a sort of demigod (one beachgoer has sculpted his likeness in the sand) who rules his lifeguard crew with benevolent efficiency.

But then, along comes Zac Efron as disgraced gold medal-winning Olympic swimmer Matt Brody, who arrogantly believes he’s entitled to become one of the new lifeguards for the summer season at Florida’s Emerald Bay.

Probably the most fun of this comedy-drama-action picture is watching Mitch’s verbal assault on pretty boy Matt with the put-downs of calling him “Malibu Ken,” “High School Musical,” and “One Direction,” among a steady stream of other insults.

“Baywatch,” of course, would not be what it is without a bevy of drop-dead gorgeous lifeguards that look more like Victoria Secret models. In fact, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kelly Rohrbach has the Pamela Anderson role of C.J. Parker.

Besides the usual saving of ocean swimmers, Mitch and his crew get mixed up in detective work involving drug-running and murder, when the nefarious activities of club owner Victoria Leeds (Priyanka Chopra) result in the lifeguards going undercover.

None of this sits well with the local police and a city administrator, but the death of a corrupt councilman screams for the lifeguards’ involvement when a boat fire goes horribly wrong.

It’s worth noting that Chopra, the star of the “Quantico” TV series, makes for a good villain, and Alexandra Daddario stands out as smart new recruit and Ilfenesh Hadera makes a capable second-in-command.

The original TV series may have been suitable for family viewing, but the same cannot be said for “Baywatch” the movie, which overall is silly and dumb for the most part and yet is far too raunchy in its humor and abundant string of F-bombs.

‘I’M DYING HERE’ ON SHOWTIME

Author and journalist William Knoedelseder wrote a book about the comedy club scene in 1970s Los Angeles, where the best-known venue for the discovery of new talent was at Mitzi Shore’s Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip.

Taking its name from the book, Showtime’s “I’m Dying Up Here” is a thinly-veiled disguise of the real story, and as such, Melissa Leo’s Goldie, the hard-charging owner of Goldie’s comedy club also located on the Strip, rules with an iron fist that seems vaguely familiar to the truth.

Unlike the book, the cast members, all vying to get stage time in the Main Room, are fictionalized characters, allowing for a lot of creative leeway in fleshing them out. The first episode has the stand-out character of Clay Appuzzo (Sebastian Stan).

To the encouragement as well as resentment of his fellow comics at Goldie’s, Clay not only gets to perform on “The Tonight Show,” but Johnny Carson (Dylan Baker) calls him over to the couch after his routine, a sure sign of approbation that marks a career turn.

“I’m Dying Up Here” focuses a lot on the dark side of the business. Clay doesn’t make it to the second episode, but his spirit hangs over the other comics, particularly ex-girlfriend Cassie (Ari Graynor), the lone female in the group who struggles to break the “glass ceiling.”

Meanwhile, a pair of Boston comics, Eddie (Michael Angarano) and Ron (Clark Duke), shows up penniless in Los Angeles and end up suffering the indignity of living in the closet of another Goldie’s regular.

Seeing that the series is structured as an ensemble, the aspiring comics, all vying for stage time, include the hot-tempered Edgar (Al Madrigal), the Vietnam war veteran Ralph (Erik Griffin), who helps to moderate showcases, and the embittered Bill (Andrew Santino).

Getting a shot on a TV show, Bill has to contend with his judgmental father (Robert Forster) and oblivious mother (Cathy Moriarty). Meanwhile, young newcomer Adam (RJ Cyler) has even greater challenges that veer into uncomfortable sexual abuse territory.

Showtime provided the first six one-hour episodes of “I’m Dying Up Here” for review. Only the first two hours have been considered here, but I’m not dying to finish the rest just now.

Tim Riley writes film and television reviews for Lake County News.

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Written by: Editor

Published: 02 June 2017

UPPER LAKE, Calif. – The Lake County Wine Studio is presenting monthly art classes with wine, co-hosted with artist Anna Sabalone.

This month's wine and art session with Sabalone is scheduled for Sunday, June 4, and will guide participants in painting a lush waterfall scene with pastel chalks.

The session time is 1:30 to 4 p.m.
 
The class fee of $40 covers all of the provided art supplies needed along with step-by-step guidance and a glass of Lake County wine. Reservations are required for each month's class as participation is limited to 12 people.
 
Sabalone was born and raised in Lake County. She has been involved in the Lake County arts Council since her teen years.

She attended the University of California, Santa Barbara and the University of Leeds, England for her undergraduate degree in English, history and anthropology. She earned her teaching credential and Masters of Education from UC Santa Barbara and has been teaching art, English, history and academic decathlon at Upper Lake High School since 2008.
 
For class schedule, reservations and additional information, contact Susan Feiler at 707-293-8752.
 
The Lake County Wine Studio is both a gallery for display of arts and a tasting room, wine bar and retail shop for the fine wines of Lake County.

Artists’ shows are held on a monthly basis with art and wine receptions held the first Friday and subsequent Saturday of each month.
 
The gallery is located at 9505 Main St. in Upper Lake. It’s open Thursday through Monday, 1 to 7 p.m., and Friday from 1 to 8 p.m.

For more information call the studio at 707-275-8030.